a malaysian manicure occurs
when a fully dressed caucasian male
participant fingers the rectum of a malaysian woman so effectively that she secretes feces all over
his fingers, hands, and possibly down
his arms, thereby staining his clothing.
Son, you've been working
on that car all day. Why don't you go wash up before supper? Your mom's making meatloaf, and it looks like someone
gave you a malaysian manicure.