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1 definition by tsswwimmmy

half squirrel half man. Eyes are only cm apart. the worst driver, unable to turn left. unable to maintain a conversation, especially with the opposite sex. uncoordinated, and horrible at all sports. a mochs is known for some of the most gay phrases for example:

What have i done?
do you really wanna know what it is? do you really wanna know?
heeeelp meeeee?
ahhh im a lil tired.
Micheal son we can always replace the car but, we can never replace you.

ahh yea dude
mochs:a combination of the lamest kid you know and a squirrel
by tsswwimmmy June 23, 2011