Souvlaki (international greek food)/Burger/Pizza
(even when rotten) Eating Machine. Usually
found with remains of the above stuck on its teeth. Only functions with the sound
of thrash metal music, beer
and a load
of dirty clothes (worn for more than a year without being washed).
Also used as a sound
machine by Wrecking Havoc (a thrash metal band from Greece). Also produces farts/burps
of great and deep sound
(Warning! You will be safe only if you are 1km+ away when this
funtions are performed).
--Extra information: Has a stiny dick, which is attracted to hair straighteners (especially the one owned by some guy named
--Greatest Addictions: Cigarettes (which someone else
baught for it), Beer
(same as above), Food (SAME AS ABOVE), Raki (which usually
causes its violent
reaction on poor little boys sharing
the same name (Xaroulis) and beautiful 18 year old girls with big boobs (guess who).
Also sounds like an old house's door
when recharging (sleeping).
Can also live for 8 days using 1 pair of boxers (which can be also used in the sea as a swimming suit, since the God prevents it from buying
one) and 1 Misfits T-shirt.
-->EXTREMELY DANGEROUS INFLUENCE FOR NAIVE LITTLE INNOCENT BOYS! (Nick, Xaroulhs and others)
E.:Man, something smells awful!
see who 's here.
.: Prrrrrr (farts)
E.:Shit, the burger sticks on my teeth!
you been spending a lot time with your Xaris
a girl (M) sits on a pizza
Now it's more tasty! The Xaris said.
E.:I cant! I cant take it anymoreeee! (while splashing water and smacks accidentaly her forehead)
Xaris: Malaka, trompareis?
Xaris' famous quotes
-> "I 'm hungry!"
-> "Emiiii *zzzzz* nerooo *zzzz*" "mh fwnazeis gamw thn panagia (emi)"
-> "Oh, no! Don't talk like this about our little anarchists!"
-> "Thanatossss, o thanatos mou einai o .... thanatos... thanatos... allwn... thanatos etc (using mostly
the word thanatos)
-> "He was the human wisdom itself! I swear! And then
he dissapeared behind a column!"