1 definition by tshawn mutha fucking smit

someone who loves to mow lawns and usually has in a chaw. they often try to be redneck and also have a menstration cycle. often seen without a shirt and always has to have a girlfriend to feed emotions to
gah that person is a schmid, showing up to tom and barrys without a shirt and a dip in while texting his girlfriend
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