3 definitions by trueconnerite98

Top Definition
Interjection
Something becomes Jean-Claude Van Damn-like when it is both kick-ass and extremely outdated.
Eduardo: Remember Last Action Hero and Over The Top? Jean-Claude Van Damn!
by trueconnerite98 April 12, 2013
A large, Austrian body builder/actor who takes your blood pressure. Your blood pressure is measured in mm/Hg/badassness
Sylvester Stallone: Hey, Jean-Claude. Would you know how I can get my blood pressure taken?
Jean-Claude Van Damme: Sure, Sly. Just call up our friendly neighborhood sphygmomanominator.
Arnold Schwarzenegger: I AM DA SPHYGMOMANOMINATOR!!! RAWL!!! I'LL BE BACK WITH SOME MEDIAL EQUIPTMENT!!!
by trueconnerite98 April 12, 2013
Literally: A stick figure with the head of a loaf of bread, who enjoys fiestas and maraca music.

Metaphorically: Someone who resembles a stick figure with the head of a loaf of bread, who enjoys fiestas and maraca music.
Timothy- Hey Jimbo. Why are you dancing to shitty latin music?

Jimbo- I dunno, Timothy. I'm just being a real baguedo right now.

Daniel Crippen- Good.
by trueconnerite98 March 12, 2013

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