1 definition by truckermouth

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My Life Is Fucked.

a spawn of FML (fuck my life).
meaning, while you're busy saying fuck your life, my life is already fucked, been there, done that.
"I dropped my pencil...FML"
man, shut the fuck up, MLIF, my mom got hit by a truck.
by truckermouth August 16, 2009

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