1 definition by tru4u

Top Definition
ugly small dick

~or~

one who enjoys eating its own sperm
Its so small i need a magnifying glass-what a peter...

"Did you hear about him?

What about him?

He collects and eats his own sperm!

GROSS! what a peter!"
by tru4u September 14, 2010

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