1 definition by trendelz

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When you are sleeping with a lady in a bed, and you're positive she's asleep, so you drop your pajama pants and poop in her hair.
"How's it going with your wife, man?"

"Awesome! Judith could sleep through a hurricane--last night I gave her the ol' Concrete Blonde and she didn't even realize it until she had to take the kids to school."
by trendelz March 26, 2012

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