1 definition by traverserionic

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when you are too drunk to get and maintain an erection during sex, and later have to beat off in the bathroom shamefully in order to avoid blue balls
"i tried to fuck michelle after housing that bottle of jagermeister but got some heinous whiskey dick. so later i had to get in a quick shame spank in the shower."
by traverserionic July 09, 2005

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