89 definitions by tradesman

A holiday developed by a Dr. Maulana "Ron" Karenga, a black militant, Marxist, and convicted felon.
Just five years after this, he was convicted of torturing two black women to death.

Observed from December 26 to January 1, Kwanzaa is based on a mixture of East African harvest rituals, called "first fruits" by Karenga and 1960's radicalism. This is in spite of the fact most slaves came from West Africa.

Viewed as an "alternative" to Christmas, it, nonetheless, is based on race, and not in faith.
I really don't care if Kwanzaa is celebrated, just don't let the PC crowd force it down our throats.
by tradesman December 24, 2003

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A tool used for defense, sport, and hunting.
Contrary to popular belief, a gun will not make it's owner into a raving killer.
by tradesman February 03, 2005

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The practice of being restrained for sexual gratification.
Bondage only sounds kinky the first time.
by tradesman July 11, 2003

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Life itself; knowledge (and wisdom) gained by working for it, and not necessarily from a book.
You can learn more common sense from the school of hard knocks, than from most any university.
by tradesman June 15, 2004

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The existential fantasy story. A model for others to follow.
The Lord Of The Rings is classic storytelling.
by tradesman April 01, 2003

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"A well-regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms shall not be infringed."

Doesn't get much simpler than that. It'll never become "outdated".
The Second Amendment helps keep the First Amendment alive.
by tradesman May 16, 2003

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A subdivision of Chrysler. Short for Motor Parts.
Actually, it stands for:
Massively Over Powered And Respected.
by tradesman July 23, 2003

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