89 definitions by tradesman

1. A competitive event where two cars line up at a common starting point. On a given command, they try to finish first at a finish line 1/4 mile away.(Or from stop light to stop light.)

2. An event when two or more homosexual men try to be the first in the door at a sale.
"Did you see those two old queens collide at Kaufman's? They should've learned that drag racing in a crowded store will get you hurt."
by tradesman April 03, 2003
An increasing shrill website that uses any means necessary to smear Bush. Facts never really mattered, as long as the noise level was high. Largely funded by George Soros, a far-left extremist, and largely made up of other extreme leftists.
MoveOn.org should be called MoveOnOutOfTheHouse.org to accurately reflect the slackers that adhere to MoveOn's principals. Such as they are.
by tradesman October 29, 2004
A day of reflection on what you should be thankful for; gratitude. America commemorates this day for the feast the Pilgrims had with the Wampanoag Indians in 1621.
Thanksgiving Day should be a day of reflection.
by tradesman December 10, 2003
Too much "dressy" trim on a house.
My realtor showed one house, but it had too much gingerbread fuck.
by tradesman April 03, 2003
An individual that puts on a bigger front than he really has. Same as a braggart, but less savory.
Don't let that cheesepuff bullshit you.
by tradesman March 31, 2003
1) To pickpocket; a pickpocket
2) Chewing tobacco
3) A stupid or ignorant individual.
The dip was dipping someone's wallet while he took a big wad of dip between his cheek and gum.
by tradesman May 07, 2003
Land of fruits and nuts.
California's a nice place to visit, but leave before you get soft.
by tradesman April 03, 2003
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