Urban Dictionary: Author towelie

7 definitions by towelie

1.	Microsoft Game Studios
	a hole in the wall where monkeys code games dumpster, port o potie, empty tire, can all be used as microsoft game studios, they even have a mobile studio, the garbage truck buy microsoft game studios mugs & shirts by Towelie Feb 27, 2005 add a video
2.	Teabag
	a bag full of tea, what you make tea out of jimmy dipped his teabag in his grandmothers cup of hot watter and made tea buy teabag mugs & shirts by Towelie Mar 13, 2005 add a video
3.	green day
	a good band at first but then went the way of all the other mtv sell out bands, and now with the release of american idiot they lick balls. Green day used to kick ass with dookie, but now they lick balls b/c they sold out to mtv like all the other poser punk rock bands, burn in hell mtv!! buy green day mugs & shirts by towelie Jan 2, 2005 add a video
4.	apple
	a computer company that says its computers are better but in reality are no better and even worse than PC's, for one they are hopelessly un upgradeable and another, the newest game for mac is starcraft...makes you think doesent it? the only good thing apple has going for it is the ipod, and b/c they suck they had to make a pc compatible version buy apple mugs & shirts by Towelie Feb 26, 2005 add a video
5.	Dr. pepper
	only the best soft drink ever, coke and pepsi are miles behind Dr Pepper kicks ass!!! buy dr. pepper mugs & shirts by towelie Jul 14, 2004 add a video
6.	Monkey Sex
	what a lot of french and canadian people have every day that frenchman does great monkey sex buy monkey sex mugs & shirts by Towelie Mar 6, 2005 add a video
7.	Jerry Springer
	A show that uses actors. A show that exists to make all white people look like trailer trash. A racist,anti-white people,propaganda show that is designed to make all white people look dumb. Jerry Springer is a sick perverted freak who gets aroused by his show when he manufactures episodes that center around incest and pedophilia and interracial gay and lesbian action. Jerry Springer is a racist. Jerry Springer's show uses actors to make white people look terrible. Jerry Springer is your typical Democrat bastard. buy jerry springer mugs & shirts by Towelie Oct 29, 2004 add a video