1 definition by totally not gay pirate
1. A woman with tits of low quality, being in that they may be extremely long and flat, or spread out when they are not confined by a bra.
2. A woman with tits resembling those of a primate at the zoo.
"Eww, that girl just flashed her ape tits at us!"
"With ape tits like that she should be in a zoo."
by totally not gay pirate Feb 9, 2006 add a video