1 definition by tostitoshintoflime

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Sexual act of cumming into your own hand, using it as styling gel to give the girl a new hairdo, and then peeing on her.
I wanted to break up with my girlfriend so I figured giving her the ol' Doo Wop Gold would take care of things.
by tostitoshintoflime April 30, 2010

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