He is the partner of jiggles the assclown, he waits for you to go to sleep, sneaks in usually through the window and then proceeds to stuff muffins up your ass and teabag your face without ever waking you up.
Boss- oh man did i have a bad night.
Employee- why what happened?
Boss- the damn muffinman got me last night now my face smells like balls and i cant stop shitting nuts and blueberries.
Employee- "whispers" asshole i wish the muffinman would come visit me.