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spank·ti·mo·nious \ˈspaŋk-tə-ˈmō-nē-əs, -nyəs\ - adj.
Feeling graced/superior by making claims to never masturbate, typically accompanied by insinuating others should not.
The women proselytized her spanktimonious gospel against the sin of indulgence by masturbation; "It is procreation not recreation!"
by torbach September 01, 2010

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