1 definition by tonymush

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To be so completely drunk that once fallen over and are lying on the ground, one cannot pick themselves up and requires help,akin to a turtle which is helpless when placed upside down on its back
megan was completly turtled last night she ended up in hospital and had to be pumped
by tonymush November 12, 2010

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