34 definitions by tomkvideo
See that girl over there? With the dog and the stick and the nice rack? Looks like she's ready for playing the crane game.
by tomkvideo December 8, 2008
Everything I had when I got to school here as a freshman, I have to thank Sarah K. for, because she took me to sex college.
by tomkvideo April 14, 2010
by tomkvideo December 9, 2008
by tomkvideo February 28, 2010
The certain amount of size or area necessary for a tasteful tattoo. Varies due to size of person and placement on body. Anything larger than 6x6 inches goes past aforementioned area and becomes abuse of space.
Guy 1: Dude, check out this ribcage tattoo I got of a rib cage!
Guy 2: What horrible abuse of tattoo space. How much did that cost?
Guy 1: Whatever dude, it cost 200 bucks, but chicks dig tattoos.
Guy 2: In that case, great $200 pick up line.
Guy 2: What horrible abuse of tattoo space. How much did that cost?
Guy 1: Whatever dude, it cost 200 bucks, but chicks dig tattoos.
Guy 2: In that case, great $200 pick up line.
by tomkvideo September 30, 2009
To take a form of permanent writing utensil, usually spray paint, and drawing a large dick on the side of a house.
(An extreme form of party shaming. Usually only used by party crashers or when the host is being a cunt beyond reason.)
(An extreme form of party shaming. Usually only used by party crashers or when the host is being a cunt beyond reason.)
"We ran into some preppyfags house party, stole some liquor, and then dick-housed one of them when he hit Fallon."
by tomkvideo January 4, 2009
Verb.
To fuck a loose bitch so hard that your balls hurt and may get caught in the vagina of the lucky lady.
To fuck a loose bitch so hard that your balls hurt and may get caught in the vagina of the lucky lady.
by tomkvideo December 8, 2008