2 definitions by tomharding
| 1. | Coughart | ||
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To deliberately cough in order to mask the inevitable sound of breaking wind.
Can be applied almost anywhere - Exams, Funerals, The Office, In the company of your loved one. Needs precision timing to avoid extreme embarrasment. Me:
*Deep breath, for a couple of seconds* "Cough" *fart* "Cough". Friend: You need to brush up on your coughart timing, sir. |
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| 2. | Student Juice | ||
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Red Bull, Relentless, Lucozade - Basically any beverage marketed as energy drinks.
Consumed excessively by students when a long night of last-minute work lies ahead. "Man, look at Rob's eyes, how he managed to work on his dissertation all night is beyond me"
"Probably all that student juice he's had" |
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