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An older term for a man or woman who is considered physically attractive. More common in Britain and the northern US.
"Damn, Kate is such a looker. She's totally in to me, too!"
"HA! You wish. Don't front, bro. You ain't much of a looker....no homo."
by tomazgeofferson July 30, 2012

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The state of not having had penetrative sex. Someone who is in this state is termed a virgin. Losing it tends to hurt, mostly for women, but sometimes for men as well. It also has a fuckload of meaning in society (pardon the pun). Men see it as a curse, women keep it for one reason or the other. Why?

For men, getting laid for the first time is harder than hitting a hole-in-one (again I apologize for my punnyness). Dudes don't know the cues and technique to woo effectively at first. The faster one loses it, the more experience and confidence earned compared to one's peers, the easier courtship becomes, the easier it is to find ms right and get bizay.

Women keep it because its so easy to lose for them. If one is at least disturbingly average, all she needs to do is ask. So women value it, and it gains more interest than harvard's endowment did over the last century. Of course, women don't value it as much in men b/c men tend to suck the first time.

For both sexes of course, regardless of their stance, losing it is pretty fucking magical. There are also those crazy mofos who believe virginity is the key (or keyhole) to heaven....which sorta explains why losing it is so pretty fucking magical.

Oh and for you asswipes out there, virginity is *given*, equally by both men and women. It cannot be a "taking" if you give it and should not be actually taken from anybody, male or female. Semantics, people! They most certainly DO fucking matter!
Dude 1: "I'm getting laid tonight!"
Dude 2: "Shut the fuck up, ya fuckin virgin. Make me a sammich!"

Girl 1: "That's it, no more waiting. I'm losing it."
Girl 2: "Don't be such a slut!"

Dude: "I just lost my virginity!"
Girl: "PLZ STOP PLANKING ME ALREADY!!!"
Samuel L Jackson: "Motherfucka, do I have to read you a motherfuckin script!?! Thrust, mothafucka, I said thrust!"

Dude: 8----------->
Girl: "This is my first time"
Dude: 8---------------------------------------------->

Han Solo: "Let the virginity be with you."
Luke Skywalker: "Man, fuck you! I frenched my sister for crying out loud! I am scarred for life! You are such a dick!"
Han: "Shut the fuck up n make me a sammich."
by tomazgeofferson August 02, 2012

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A mixed drink consisting of 2 parts soda water, 1 part Goldschl├Ąger (just for the gold flakes), 1 part Lebanese Arak, and 1 part warm Disaronno (yes, i said "warm"). Has a pale reddish-gold color and warm temperature and taste....like an actual Lebanese blonde.
Bartender: What'll it be?
Patron: Yeah, I'd like a Lebanese Blonde.
Bartender: sorry we're fresh out of arak.
Patron: Wha da fuk! That's like saying we're fresh outta pussy!
by tomazgeofferson December 19, 2011

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bub
1) Friend, pal, buddy.

2) Alcohol, especially when it's not valuable enough to mention by name.
1) Hey bub, you just stepped in dog shit!

2) Yo, where's the bub? Imma get my drink on!
by tomazgeofferson September 15, 2012

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