1 definition by tom the myspace fag

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a blonde that holds the record for the most sexual partners by the age of 14. (some examples are tits mcgee, pizza face, dr. phil, and 49 other people)
the maddi cumsey got fucked up the ass by a 22 year old pizza guy.

the maddi cumsey lost her virginity at the age of 9
by tom the myspace fag September 06, 2008

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