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16 definitions by tom thamuz

 
1.
Yiddish term for penis.
Oh dear, it looks like I've got some schmutz on my schmeckle!
by Tom Thamuz September 01, 2003
 
2.
Slang. Anal intercourse.
So I asked her if I could give her the third input and she kicked me in the junk!
by Tom Thamuz September 01, 2003
 
3.
1. A term for boobs.

2. A term for a woman with nice boobs.
1. Hey, lemme grab hold of those funbags!

2. Hey guys, I just got off the phone with Funbags and she's heading over in an hour.
by Tom Thamuz September 01, 2003
 
4.
1. The act of sexually arousing a female by completely inserting one (or more) fingers into her vagina, i.e. the third knuckle.

2. The act of sexually arousing a man by the use of the hand, i.e. handjob.
1. When I went to drop off Suzie last night she started blowing me and she squirted all over my leather seats doing the third knuckle shuffle!

2. Maria and I were watching TV, and she wouldn't let me get into her panties but she did the third knuckle shuffle on me.
by Tom Thamuz September 01, 2003
 
5.
Menthol cigarettes (Kools, Newports)
Man, why you be smokin those gorilla mints?!
by Tom Thamuz September 01, 2003
 
6.
The official disease of Milwaukee.
The doctor told me today that I've got the worst case of beernuts he's ever seen!
by Tom Thamuz September 01, 2003
 
7.
Smegma.
"I ain't suckin no dick covered in gnat bread! Go home and wash you prick!"
by Tom Thamuz September 01, 2003