11 definitions by tom bowtell

Top Definition
A type of Bernard
Bernard Cribbins is like my uncle only he doesn't bleed so oft.
by Tom Bowtell March 03, 2003
A person, animal or carnivorous plant that finds nourishment in the arse of others.
Emilie is, without shadow of a doubt, one of the world's most adept bottynibblers.
by Tom Bowtell February 26, 2003
A small cork lady to be placed inside your warmest bits as a plug.
Ruby, my chazzy nozzle has floated beyond and I'm gushing.
by Tom Bowtell March 20, 2003
To make love illictly on the floor of your parents' spare room.
"Dad. I'm in control"
by Tom Bowtell February 28, 2003
The naughtiest bits of a colleague.
"Show us your leading"
by Tom Bowtell May 01, 2003
An affectionate term for a Catherine Price
Return to sender.
by Tom Bowtell February 28, 2003
Cob
A thing for holding corn
Crunch crunch mmmmm
by Tom Bowtell February 28, 2003

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