11 definitions by toeknee

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An exclamation. See also Mudafuck.
-Dude did you forget your bowl?
-Mother Fuck! Yeah i did.
by ToeKnee August 25, 2005

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Another name for female masturbation.
I think Betty went home to pet the cat.
by ToeKnee August 25, 2005

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Any person who loves jism. Usually used as an insult, but can be used as mocking endearment to a lover.
1. Dude your a cocksucker, yeah thats right jism jockey!

2. Sally you are really great in the sack, your my little jism jockey.
by ToeKnee August 25, 2005

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A more offensive but very similar variation of douche bag. See douche nozzle
Wow you are a dipshit, you fucking douche tube!
by ToeKnee August 25, 2005

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To penetrate an anus. Anal sex. Sack to have sex and back as in the behind.
Man that girl looks kinky, i bet she'd let me sack the backQ
by ToeKnee August 25, 2005

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A mix of walk and crawl. Usually used to describe a drunken night.
Man i was so drunk last night I had to cralk home.
by ToeKnee August 25, 2005

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Same as mother fuck just a different prounonciation.
When you stub your toe you can yell out "Mudafuck!"
by ToeKnee August 25, 2005

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