the leader of the red team. Hates Grif
and loves the suckup Simmons
Speaks in typical sarge voice.
I only drink the blood of my enemies! and occasionally a, uh, strawberry yoohoo, or a sasperella... grenadine! straight from the can! Deeeeelicious! Oh, and occassionally i do enjoy a Sex on the Beach, or a piiiina colada. If you like pina colada,yea, gettin caught in the rain, yea, if your not into yoga, yea, Grif just has half a brain, uh.