36 definitions by toast455

a woman that a guy dates for the primary purpose of providing his steady source of sex. The woman is almost always unaware that this guy is actively seeking out as many side pieces as possible. See also Main, main bitch, main squeeze.
Dude 1: This club is wack. Its looks like our chances of meeting some fine honeys are pretty slim.
Dude 2: No big deal! I got my main piece waiting for me at home.
by toast455 February 17, 2006

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1. a vagina;
2. a wet pussy.
1. Hey, you and Amy have been dating for a month now. Have you gotten in her velvet pocket?

2. Dude 1 "I heard Susan has a dry pussy." Dude 2 "No, trust me. She has a velvet pocket."
by toast455 June 22, 2005

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To hook up or have sex with someone from your school.
Sam and Tina classmated last night.
by toast455 November 12, 2005

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1. an insulting term for a person with a big nose and who acts like a asshole or a dick.
2. a snoopy person who likes to pry into other people's private business.
Not to be confused with a dick weasel.
1. Because Adrien Brody is a stuck-up celebrity with a big nose, he is a dick nose.
2. After I found my brother going through my stuff, I knew he was a dick nose.
by toast455 July 06, 2005

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1. the level where you can save the princess in the Super Mario Bros. video game.
2. It is also used to refer to finding the love of your life.
Dude 1: When you are you getting married?
Dude 2: I don't know. I have found world 8-4 yet.
by toast455 March 08, 2006

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Diarrhea with little chunks of food in it. See mud butt.
I went into the stall at the public restroom and someone had left behind their ass soup.
by toast455 June 22, 2005

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A typographical error caused by misplacing your typing fingers on the wrong keys on the keyboard.
1. I was on instant messenger talking to my friend and I got so mad at him that I tried to write back something really fast but all I wrote was a major zypo.

2. I wasn't paying attention to what I was writing and zypo'ed the whole paragraph.
by toast455 June 23, 2005

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