The mandatory field required to join most networking sites where you're forced to detail everything you would want a stranger to know about you without sounding unintelligent, pretentious, or lame. Often comprised of lists detailing your loves and hates and quotes from little known works to find out who else recognizes it and is as cool as you.
1. Omg I hate about me's. Gtkm
2. Loves: The Office, reading, Vampire Weekend, and other quirky things I think make me cool. Hates: Liars, cheaters, thieves, and other things no one in their right mind would like making this "about me" completely irrelevant.