13 definitions by tinofett

act of preparing a bent over female for perverted sacrament by the following: separating the crotch of her white panties, pulling them up above her ass so it resembles a white head band, having her hold 2 unwrapped moon pies above her buttocks on either side and proceeding to make out like a teenager with her anus

Usually done while at a drive-in movie theaters by couple suffering a mid-life crisis
All Mr. Jones would have been a great swimming coach but was a known mouseketeer offender.
by TinoFett June 08, 2006

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when one defecates into anothers mouth and the receiver smiles giving the appearance of british teeth as they are chased by papparazzi ; only capable of being performed by the more fortunate ; often times performed while smelling of earl gray and coffee cake
Katherine likes to fit in a british breakfast before her workout at Bally's
by TinoFett June 08, 2006

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to start out as a promising, incredibly attractive red headed female, meet success and turn into an anorexic coke sniffing rude shadow of ones former self while having delusions of royalty
When i saw the red queen on the movie poster for Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen, I went into a trancelike state and nearly killed myself trying to give myself fellatio
by TinoFett June 08, 2006

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defecating into anothers mouth while the receiver smiles giving the appearance of british teeth as they are chased by papparazzi ; only capable of being performed by the more fortunate ; often times performed while smelling of earl gray and coffee cake
Katherine likes to fit in a british breakfast before her workout at Bally's
by TinoFett June 08, 2006

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a popular temporary tattoo that is placed on the shaft of the penis, sold in dark bars and clubs in the southwest, typically Arizona, used to solicit glory hole fellatio in crowded bathrooms where the providers have runny makeup and face piercings

It was Razor 80s night at the club so i decided to put my black shirt on and try and find a similac dealer.
by TinoFett June 08, 2006

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derogatory ; a style of pubic hair only available to asians; straight, greasy and course; generally used to distract from genital aesthetics like size, proportion, and discoloration. Resembles Bart Simpson's hair when he goes to church.

She was cute but she has asian pubes.

Not only was he hung like a newborn baby but he has asian pubes as well
by TinoFett June 08, 2006

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