30 definitions by timothy

A cereal bowl filled with severed shitty sphinctors and filled with Vitamin D whole milk.
Would you like a bowel of cereal; the milk turns chocolate colored if you let it sit.
by Timothy July 12, 2004

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sow
seven legged porpoise-like cat that is commonly mistaken for cantalope.
Dont try to run through a randoms person front yard b/c if they should happen to catch you then they maight want you to stay for dinner and then try to force feed you cream corn from a srtainer meant to feed the sow in their back yard but dont tell their neighbor across the street b/c they think it's a cantalope and they call the irs on them.
by Timothy July 03, 2003

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