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She wansn't quite ready to go all the way with the new guy... luckily she had implanted the the cheese defense to stall the progress.
After calling my wife and clearing an alibi, I totally got the Cheese Defense... thank goodness it wasn't better, i might've done something I regretted.
by timmy gruich January 18, 2009

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