9 definitions by timmy leary

Ragraid

When the family dog goes dumpster diving in the bathroom trash in search of used feminine hygine products.

Dammit Janet you didn't close the bathroom door and Fido went on a ragraid. I'm not cleaning up this stinking mess!

by timmy leary December 17, 2011

making chowder

A term used to describe a woman who is finger banging so forcefully that her vagina actually drips a liquid similar in appearance and odor to New England clam chowder. If she engages in this behavior while riding the red cotton pony the liquid takes on the appearance of Manhattan clam chowder.

Dude whats that smell... Oh thats just Jill making chowder in the bedroom. Man thats one horny bitch!

by timmy leary August 18, 2010

finger humping

when a female pleasures herself by inserting her finger into her vagina.

Elise can't come to the phone, she is busy finger humping in the shower

by timmy leary July 30, 2008

pretired

The state of an employee who has submitted their retirement notice and maintains the facade of working by showing up during office hours. This person exerts no effort and yields no production while on the clock.

When Gary was not chosen for the select sales team, he was told it was because he was "pretired" and considered "deadweight".

by timmy leary September 17, 2010

ragrage

The intense emotional response of a woman on her period when she becomes agitated by something.

Dude don't go near Angie today she has ragrage, she'll screech at you for anything.

by timmy leary December 17, 2011

The shits of it

The state of being totally over something.

I totally need to move out of this backward town...I have the shits of it!

by timmy leary September 25, 2010

pussy

The thing god gave women so men would talk to them.

Dude...Check out that camel toe, you should talk to her I bet she has one sweet pussy!

by timmy leary June 13, 2008