18 definitions by tim jerome

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TIM
An acronym which means:

Tit
In
Mouth
Guy: I like missionary style sex and TIM.

Woman: I'll give you some TIM first and then we can do it like missionaries.
by Tim Jerome November 18, 2007
Midday sex.
Come on Al, it's time for my nooner.
by Tim Jerome January 11, 2009
Founded by Sam Walton, Wal-Mart is a discount retailer that sells generic clothes, food, electronics and just about everything else. Instead of finding Adidas shoes at Wal-Mart, they will have shoes that look similar to Adidas with a similar-looking logo. Instead of Adidas the shoes will be called ABCheetahs or something. Or instead of Nike, Wal-Mart will carry a generic brand called Hike (again, with a similar looking logo as Nike). This is so poor kids can pretend to wear the same clothes as the richer kids and feel the same pride as them. This, of course, is the greatest flaw to discount retailing. It has only made countless people the target of discrimination and teasing.
Cool Kid: Hey, Josh. Cool Nikes. Oh, wait--those aren't Nikes. What does that say? Hike? Dude, your family shops at Wal-Mart! You're dead at recess. Heh-heh-heh.

Josh: (Gulp) I thought I might fool people for at least one day.
by Tim Jerome March 16, 2008
Nickname for someone with the last name Smith.
Some guy: Hey, Smitty.

Smitty: Hey, some guy.
by Tim Jerome March 18, 2008
Another name for an extra-wide pickup truck with dual rear tires.
"Why do Alex and all his friends drive fat back trucks?"

"Your mom drives a fat back and she has a greasy mullet."
by Tim Jerome February 19, 2008
Saying meaning life is unpredictable.
Forest Gump: "Life is like a box of chocolates...(takes bite out of piece of chocolate)...you never know what you're gonna get."

Me: "What a fucking stupid idiot, but, I guess that's the way the cookie crumbles."
by Tim Jerome March 18, 2008
The name of John's beloved purple husky dually.
John: "I'm gonna git me some mud flaps for Sherrie T. I cain't decide yet on the Deputy Dawg or Taz ones."
by Tim Jerome March 16, 2008

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