Me: I love Martin Johnson! He is the best person in Boys Like Girls and I wanna get his autograph and touch his arm. Then never wash that hand again.
A weird person: Jeez. Take a breath in between your words and Martin Johnson is not hott. He is U-G-LY.
Me: Repeat that. *takes out gun*
The gayest TV channel ever. No one should watch it.
Guess what? I watch MTV
. You should try it too!
My input on some of the shows:
The Suite Life Of Zack and Cody
: Dylan and Cole Sprouse
are the gayest boys ever. And their show is dumb. It is not funny. It is sad and retarted.
: HOLY CRAP! I HATE IT! I ALSO HATE MILEY CYRUS!
That's So Raven
: Sad....very...sad. Gay...very...GAY!
I am sure that there are more, I just didn't feel like continuing the list. Well, now you know why Disney Channel is gay.
One of the best football teams ever!!!
They are the best along with...the....
AND THAT IS IT!
*watching the Super Bowl*
Me: Aw...I wanted the Broncos to be in the Super Bowl. =(
Patriots Lover: AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! MY AWESOME PATRIOTS BEAT YOU!
Me: SHUT UP!
Patriots Lover: NO.
Me: The Denver Broncos players shall kill you.
Someone who doesn't have a sense of humor and just sits down like a retarted monkey everyday.
Emo kid: I am so sad. I am going to kill myself.
Me: GET A LIFE AND STOP BEING SUCH A POOPIE DOOPS! Cutting yourself does nothing but make more pain.
Emo kid: I want to be a poopie doops.
Me: Go away.
A kid that gets a little too mad sometimes and has the personality of a dead cat in the washing machine.
Me: Stop saying zeep Nuncio.
Nuncio: ZEEP! ZEEP! ZEEP!
Me: Wanna stop that?
Me: AAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH! *tackles Nuncio*
Talk to you in a minute.
One girl- I have to go to the bathroom.
A person who has a huge head with spiders and air in it. Oh, and you might notice they cannot figure out 1+1.
Here are some ways to find out if someone you know...is an imbecile. Also, you can use it for yourself.
1. You can't even spell CAT. That is sad.
2. You are older than 4 and you still wear diapers and drink out of a bottle
3. People say "OMG, she is an idiot" to that person or you.
4. When they/you are thirsty the person runs into the bathroom and starts drinking out of the toilet.
If you know someone that is an imbecile please get them help. It will make a difference. A BIG ONE.