A very attractive yet real skinny guy named Tony From Humble, TX. He lived in Kenswick and had a lot of female "friends" so to say, People always wondered how he can get so many women for the fact that he was so Skinny.
Friend 1: How can that skinny basterd get so many fine looking women
Alex: Thats boney T, He must be hung to his knees or something.
Friend 1: Oh that explains it, he sure looks boney, Lucky bastard