First of all, for this to happen, an event so deserving of punishment must have happened that will make grown men cry.
Secondly, the venue must be agreed on.
Thirdly, the number of press ups must be agreed. (no higher than 20)
Fourthly, the defendant must take off all their items of clothing (hats and scarves are allowed to be on)
Fifthly, the defendand must ring the doorbell of the venue.
Sixthly, the defendant must complete the press ups, even if the occupants of the vene answer the door.
Seventhly, all of you run away so fast.
..Because exercise just isn't the same with your clothes on.