2 definitions by thunder clapper wrangler
A legendary pair of butt cheeks. When patty caked with no hands this ass makes a clapping noise heard for miles around, that of thunder. Their has yet to be a thunder clapper to be born, but ancient prophets along with modern science has foretold that the great thunder clapper will come down from the heavens to show us the erotic ways to twerk and booty clap. Oh great thunder clapper I bow to thee.
Damn, that bitch has a thunder clapper.
by thunder clapper wrangler July 5, 2014
When a bunch of gay guys are chatting a straight guy up. Little does he know they're all gay and sexually ganging up on him, hoping to score some strange.
by thunder clapper wrangler July 12, 2023