1 definition by thumb balina

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The man who fucks your girlfirend while you're at war. He is better looking than you, and has a better car. His dick is typically a full inch longer than yours and lasts three hours longer than you, on average. He doesn't have male pattern balding. He has a better job. He is ripped. He reeks of masculinity. You would fuck Jody if you had the chance.
Jackie: Boy, Jody gave me ten orgasms last night! I hope my deployed, reservist boyfriend never finds out!
by thumb balina January 16, 2010

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