A young man whose life revolves around trying to play football, failing to play baseball, and making rap albums that completely suck. He is balding at the age of 17 and the hair that hasn't fallen out is turning gray. His younger brother is better than him at life and gets more playing time than him as a freshman on varsity. Young Joey P thinks he will get accepted into Cornell when in reality he is going to Caldwell College and going to teach special ed kids math for the rest of his life. Eventually he will learn more from the sped kids than they will ever learn from him. His hit song is called "Perfectionist Mentality" and you can find it on youtube after typing in Run This Town Remix - Joseph (Cohen) Panullowitzsteinburgman.
Joey P has 1 rushing attempt in his football career and it resulted in -5 yards.
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