11 definitions by throbbin p. ness

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An individual, male or female, he finds much enjoyment in the injestion of semen and/or seminal fluids. Usually used as an insult.
"You're done you little Cum Gobbler."
by Throbbin P. Ness June 18, 2006
While recieving fellatio, the reciever either jams his cock to the back of the giver's throat before ejaculation, or the giver willing engulfs the mass of meat to fill the back of her throat. The result is that the penis head touches the tonsils at the back her throat while climaxing, leaving a thick coating of DNA on her tonsils. It is important that she not throw up despite her gag reflex, because then it would cease at being the Tasmanian Tonsil Tickler and become the Italian Bistro. Probably the greatest sign of affection one's lover can show.
Mary asked me if I loved her, so I gave her the Tasmanian Tonsil Tickler so that she would know my true feelings for her.
by Throbbin P. Ness December 12, 2006
While recieving fellatio, the reciever either jams his cock to the back of the giver's throat before ejaculation, or the giver willing engulfs the mass of meat to fill the back of her throat. The result is that the penis (like an italian sausage) touches the tonsils at the back her throat while climaxing, leaving a thick coating of his spicy DNA on her tonsils. It is important that this trigger her gag reflex so that she throws up, because if she fails to vomit then it would cease at being the Italian Bistro and become the Tasmanian Tonsil Tickler.

Also, if possible, make sure she has eaten italian food before hand, to add to the authenticity to the act. Even better if one of the participants is Italian.

Probably the greatest sign of affection one's lover can show.
Jennifer was distraught. She didnt know if I loved her or not, and she wanted a sign if I truely cared for her. So I did the only thing that I thought would truely express what I felt in my heart for her: I gave her the Italian Bistro.
by Throbbin P. Ness December 12, 2006
An individual, male or female, he finds much enjoyment in the injestion of semen and/or seminal fluids. Usually used as an insult.
"You're done you little Cum Gobbler."
by Throbbin P. Ness June 18, 2006
An incredibly obese woman, who usually wears spandex and has cankles. Also possess multiple chins and rolls, usually scene dining at a fast food establishment such as McDonalds for example.
"Wait till everyone gets there food before you get seconds, your going to leave nothing for anyone else you damn Fatty MacPatty."
by Throbbin P. Ness June 20, 2006
A derogatory term used to describe a homosexual.
"Why you wearing a pink shirt dude? You some kinda shit tagger?"

"Did you just try to grab my jock? You're such a fucking shit tagger."
by Throbbin P. Ness June 18, 2006
An expression of dominance over another, usually delivered in a deeming respect to the recieving party. A belittling expression that equates the recipient to a weak and subservient homosexual, and sugests the party delivering the expression can do as they please. It is a vile insult. Has it's origins from the 2005 film Brokeback Mountain.
"I just teabagged your face buddy, welcome to the mountain."
by Throbbin P. Ness June 18, 2006

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