Boots worn by every preppy girl who wants to be like their celebrity idols and worn by men who enjoy having gay sex. You can normally see Uggs in brown, white, black, and I'm sure numerous other colors. They also come in the form of slippers. The only positive thing about these hideous abominations made from sheepskin is that they are warm. But hell, you could by cheaper boots that are warmer. And while I'm mentioning the price, lets talk about the negatives. The price for these unholy, disgusting, eyesore boots are high. 120$ and up. They're ugly. Hence the name Uggs. They're hideous and if you ever see an unworn pair, you should incinerate them. In fact, if you see a person wearing them, you should burn them too. The world needs less idiots. Uggs are worn mainly by upper middle class and upper class teenage girls. These girls wear them because they're conforming and follow whatever their magazines and friends tell them to do. On top of that, they have lots of money, and their parents couldn't care less about tossing a wad of money at their kids. It should also be noted that these girls don't know that Uggs are made out of sheepskin. So be sure to tell them that Uggs are made out of kittens and babies.
Prep: Lyke oh mai gawd im goin to the mall 2day to git new uggs!
Me: You moronic douche. You're the reason for Americas decline in intelligence. You stupid conforming fuck, those boots don't even look good. Your IQ is comparable to that of a tomato and your personality is the equivalent to that of a People magazine. Go die.
Sent from the depths of the underworld to piss off all the people with musical taste to such a degree it kills our will to live. Every 14 year old and under is listening to this song and doing the dance that is probably used to summon Satan.
Person: BATHING APES! WATCH ME CRANK DAT! *dance*
Person w/ common sense: Dude, what the hell are you doing?
Person: I BE CRANKIN DAT SOULJA BOY-EEEEEE
Person w/ common sense: Looks like you're summoning the devil...
Person: WHUTEVA HATEA
Person w/ common sense: O...k...I'm gonna go listen to Death Metal and gouge my eyes out with hammers now.
A word often used by 12 year olds who watch nothing but Naruto constantly on Youtube.
12Yr.Old: u r soch a baka
Me: At least I use proper grammar, now go do something productive like kicking fetuses.