Tetlow is the coolest possible person to be, in the world.
Girls want to shag him and guys want to be him.
There is nothing better on this planet than Tetlow.
He exudes raw sexual power and masculinity and boasts an impressive manhood of an overwhelming nine and half inches.
All men strive in life to be like him, but none can even come close.
His wit, charm, intelligence, dashing good looks and mouth watering body are what makes him the icon of perfection, who we all love and admire.
"Wow, that guy is so hot, almost as hot as Tetlow"
"Come on dude, bulk up, we'll make a Tetlow of you yet"
"I want to be Tetlow"
"I want to shag Tetlow"
"I LOVE TETLOW."