2 definitions by theycallmemule

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The act of slapping another person item or animal with a man's penis. Types of shipappeys can vary in the form of the adjectives one places before it.
To surprise my friends when camping I wake them each with a cold stickey shipappey.
by theycallmemule October 07, 2013

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A method used by pencil dicked virgins to rate women's bodies and looks on a scale of how badly they want to engage in coitus with said unattainable female
Damn! Jennifer Anniston is like 60 and still a total 10 on the 1-10 female rate scale.
by theycallmemule September 10, 2016

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