a hot whore of a cellphone company that takes it in the ass and gives great blowjobs, all to provide the best customer service
after "accidently" calling africa....
verizon customer service rep: "hello, how may i help you today?"
me: "yes i just accidently called africa, can i get the charges taken off my bill?"
verizon customer service rep: "sure thing, would you like a complimentary blowjob with that, or to assfuck me as well?"
me: "you betcha"