2 definitions by thetechman

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instincts that only apply to kitchen situations
cook 1: "yo what are you doing tonight?"
cook 2: " you mean besides your mom, oh shit"
cook 2 turns around and pulls mozz sticks out of the frier just as there about to explode.
cook 1: "nice kitchinstincts."
by thetechman May 16, 2011

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when your banging a pig in the butt and fingering her at the same time, you have to step on her head and simutaniously give her a fish hook.
Dude i was slamming this pig and nothing seemed to phase her, so i pulled the special ruby tuesday on her. Shes been calling ever sense!
by thetechman May 16, 2011

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