A wonderful treat
meat, cheesy goob, sour cream slop, refried beans(possibly
fried in pig pen), tomatoes (possibly rotten or prevoiusly chomped by rabid bunny), can replace burritos as the staple shitting food.
Rules for Consuming a Spinner
as fast as possible
(under 4 minutes is preferrable) and take a good look at what you are eating because
you will be seeing it again soon.
2. Buy a large
bottle of FUZE and consume
at same time for ultimate explosive power.
3. Check out your surroundings and make sure that you have
atleast 3 exits nearby preferrably with
a bathroom 20 feet
or closer or you may end up running home waving arms and legs while screaming
"There's no time!"
reached the 3 minute
mark... DO NOT START ANOTHER MAD LIB... because
you won't be finishing it unless you take it to go.
5. When done with
immediately pack your valuables and have
backpack on so you don't have
to do any heavy lifting or there could be a pre-spinner
show, aka a prarie-popper incident.
importantly of all if you have
been recently diagnosed with FTIT
do not consume
- you may want to but this would be ur... i had a spinner
and cannot finish this sentence
**National FTIT society
this product a grade A diarretic, better than most
laxatives INSTANT results- The tofu fajita spinner must
be consumed while on the shitter.
Primary Side-effect: YUM!
Secondary: Oh no!
if you have FTIT
: Nothing because
you are dead.
"One time in 1459 Greece, the original pear-shaped man ordered a spinner. The side-effects were felt
immediately so he ran to the beach
(toilets were invented the following year due to this incident) to find
that there was no toilet paper- His toga had no chance."
Note: The national olympics
organization has announced that for the 2014 Olympics
in Greece in honor of the original pear shaped man will have FUZE and Spinners
as the official food and drink of the Olympics
- anyone who consumes otherwise will be disqualified- Brawny and Scott will be sponsoring these games. Thanks FUZE! (Running to bathroom) Makes you poop.