Ulrik, a vampire with sexual tendancies, he might ask for sex or just rape you. however he always means it in a good way and is kind no matter how angry he gets. Partial to living in attics, ulriks always need loving care if they are to be accepted in todays modern society.
Wow you have an ulrik living in your attic?
Yes sure do!
Dude your sorted.
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