2 definitions by theparodoxofthefalsepositive

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to steal or take something.
hey let me jew that pencil from you so i can write my name.
by theparodoxofthefalsepositive November 23, 2010

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people who decided to make a band that combines screaming and rapping and then suck ass at screaming and rapping.
Brockencyde rapes little girls
by theparodoxofthefalsepositive November 23, 2010

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