The male genitalia that a person(s) chomps or consumes when being an ass.
The weather jizzed all over me today, this chomps shlongenus.
Person A: Dude I'm starring in a musical where I have to dry hump an obese old guy.
Person B: Sorry man, looks like you were just served one huge shlongenus sandwich.
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