Male member of intellectualwhores forums who lost his virginity
to a stripper
when he got way too drunk
. CLAIMS he doesn't remember. Note that he also lost a $1,200 lighter (probably at the club
), and had the indecency to tell the bouncer
that it was 'worth more than his monthly salary'. It is unexpected that he will ever see that lighter again, but since he is a rich person, he'll just waste money on another. No big deal.