A holiday that seems to exist only for the purpose of selling greeting cards (and flowers, etc).
"What the hell, it's Administrative Professionals Day?"
Yep, just another Hallmark Holiday."
who has also not given nor received oral or anal sex, hasn't even got to third base
Usually applies to young males.
We haven't had sex yet, but at least I'm not a super virgin anymore.
We're fucked in Spanish. Used to describe state of intoxication. Usually uttered after eating mexican food at 2am when drunk.
We stopped at Taco Bell, Estamos Chingados!
A punch to the testicles. Usually used as a "threat" in general conversation.
Guy 1: Dude, I am going to sign up for porn emails and list your work email.
Guy 2: If you do that, you're getting a testicle punch.
Diarrhea that is so liquid that it almost seems like urine.
After eating those hot wings, I ended up with Ass Urine.
When you are willing to do something, you would not otherwise do, if food is involved. Primarily the food is free.
"I've gotta go to this stupid work thing. I wouldn't go but there's food, so I'm going cause I'm food motivated."
A mythical location, that most men dream of, where women are giving away free blowjobs. Usually used in a derogatory manner when referring to another guy's mother.
1. Your mom got fired from That Place for biting.
2. Hey I went to That Place last night and your mom was awesome.